- Jam 39 miniature marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
- Use your mastercard to pay your visa.
- Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
- Find out what a right-wing radical in the blender really looks like.
- Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
- Dance naked in front of your pets.
- Put your toddler's clothes on him/her backwards and send him/her to pre-school as if nothing was wrong.
- Retaliate for tax woes by filling out tax forms in Roman numerals.
- Tattoo "Forehead" on your forehead.
- Tape pictures of your boss/teacher on watermelons and launch them from high places.
- Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
- Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
- Buy a subscription to Sleazoid Weekly and send it to your bosses wife.
- Pay your electric bill in pennies.
- Drive to work in reverse.
- Relaxing by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of the "Flintstones" during an important finance meeting.
- Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
- Refresh yourself. Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.
- Polish your car with earwax.
- Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
- Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
- Lie on your back and eat celery, using your navel as a salt dipper.
- Make a tape recording of a lion roaring and play it while frolicking with your kitten in front of the neighbours.
- Ask your neighbour if anything got broken in last nights earth-quake.
- Write a letter to the editor condemning scientists for trying to wipe out whole species like the AIDs virus.
- Phone the minister of finance and demand a tax increase.
- Send a letter of resignation from your boss to your bosses boss.
- Phone your dentist and tell him you've changed your mind, you want that wisdom tooth back.
- Phone the university and report that you are an extraterrestial and would they volunteer to return to your home planet.
- Phone any government agency and ask them "So just what is it you people do all day anyway?"
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