| DISHONEST FARTERS | - they who fart and then blame the dog |
| FOOLISH FARTERS | - they who keep their farts inside |
| PROMPT FARTERS | - they who always have a fart ready |
| MISERABLE FARTERS | - they who cannot fart |
| STRATEGIC FARTERS | - they who fart and cough at the same time |
| CLEVER FARTERS | - they who fart and cough at the same time |
| DISAPPOINTED FARTERS | - those whose farts do not emit odour |
| ACUTE FARTERS | - those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet |
| MEAN FARTERS | - those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse |
| VAIN FARTERS | - they who love the smell of their own farts |
| AMIABLE FARTERS | - they who love the smell of others farts |
| CONFIDENT FARTERS | - they who let out really loud farts |
| SHY FARTERS | - those who let out silent farts |
| SCIENTIFIC FARTERS | - those who bottle their own farts |
| UNFORTUNATE FARTERS | - those who start to fart but sh*t instead |
| NERVOUS FARTERS | - those who stop in mid fart |
| HONEST FARTERS | - they who confess to the fart |
| JEALOUS FARTERS | - they who claim the farts of others |
| INSECURE FARTERS | - they who compare their fart quality to others |
| THE FARTERS FARTER | - those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles |
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