14 Ways to Relieve Stress
14 Ways to Relieve Stress

  1. Jam tiny marshmellows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
  2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa bill.
  3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
  4. When someone says "Have a nice day!", tell them you have other plans.
  5. During your next swim meet, sneeze, and then loudly suck the phlegm back down your throat.
  6. Make a list of things you have already done.
  7. Dance naked in front of your pets.
  8. Put your baby brother's clothes on backwards and send him off to school as if nothing was wrong.
  9. Go shopping, buy everything, sweat in them; return them the next day.
  10. Bike to school in reverse.
  11. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
  12. Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.
  13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in his/her waiting room.
  14. Get a box of condoms, then wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.

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