These Jokes will literally make jump for joy when you realize that you'll be one delivering them at the next office staff meeting!

A dolphin walks into a bar, the bartender says to him, "yo dolphin, we don't allow your kind in this joint!" to which the dolphin relpies, "Cool your jets, man, what's the problem, gotta snake in your boot" and the bartender says, "Yes, i'm the guy from toy story, alright?" The dolphin nods slowly and turns to leave when the bartender stops him...They make out for hours.

A dolphin, a priest and a rabbi are hunting in the forrest, the rabbi suddenly sees a bear and gets very frightened, the priest sees it too, and also gets frightened, but the Dolphin just laughs. "Arent you scared?!" the two religous figures cry at the same time, then the dolphin says, "No! I'm an f'n dolphin, I kick total bear ass all the time" and that's what the dolphin did, they then slapped sky-high high-fives to each other and proceeded to crap themselves silly all over the shameful bear.

Q. What do you call a Dolphin?

A. Extremely sexual and turning me on.

Two Dolphins are out walking the city streets one night when a gang of ruffians appear from behind a lifesized cutout of The Rock. "Stick them up!" The ruffians explain, holding out their money collection sacks. "Hey man!" replies one of the dolphins, "We'll stand our ground until the walls come down!" The ruffians shoot each other timid looks, then decide they best make a get away. "Not so fast!" proclaimed the other dolphin, "You forgot your keys!" The embarrest ruffians walk back and get their keys, and then they all start to laugh when a dolphin sighs "Oh, You guys!!" Later that night they all hit the sack together.

Knocker: Knock Knock!!

Knockee: Who's there??

Knocker: Orange!!

Knocker: Orange who??

Knockee: Orange you glad I didn't say Dolphin!?

One day Wolverine was swimming the ocean when a small Dolphin girl approaches him and says "well Howday!" to which wolvie responds *SNIKT!!* and slices the Dolphin in half. When the Dolphin community finds out what happened, they decide to pull a joke on Wolverine. "Wolverine," They tell him "It's an old Dolphin custom that if you slice a dolphin in half, you have to marry their dead body." Wolverine, being a man of dignity and respect, agress to this and marries her. After 40 years of good times and rock n' roll with his new wife, he learns that it was all a trick. "You Dolphins!!" he shouts, grinning and shaking his head.

Query: Why did the dolphin cross the road?

Response: Because there was a large albino man crapping himself on the side of road he was currently on, Causing sheer terror in the hearts of men.