These super fun facts should tell you everything you need to know about the Dolphin!

• It is an evil myth that Dolphins enjoy abbreviated sentences. Dolphins hate expressions such as:
  
  1. BRB!!
  2. LOL!!
  3. WTF!?
  4. IMO…
  5. STFU!!
  

• ALL Dolphins want to be in a Journey cover band. (Most are)
  

• Dolphins speak only in riddles.
  

• Dolphins aren't smart enough to solve each other's riddles.
  

• Dolphins started the POG craze.
  

• Dolphins CAN crap themselves. (This was thought to be an evil Dolphin myth until the Seaworld disaster of '92)
  

• Dolphins hate solicitors, so don't even bother.
  

• ALL Dolphins hated "The Fast and the furious."
  

• 9 out of 10 Dolphins prefer:
  
  1. Methodman over Redman
  2. Simon over Garfunkle
  3. Jar-Jar Binks over Chewbacca
  4. Harry over Potter
  5. Bridge over troubled Water
  6. Bryan Adams over Steve Kerr
  7. Screech over Zach (And MC Slater)
  

• Dolphins obviously can't rollerBLADE, as they are only made for human feet, however they do rollerSKATE.
  

• Dolphins think that Pink Floyd is overrated. (They think STYX is underrated.)
  

• Dolphins get super pissed when their roommates forget to tape "Happy Days" after they've reminded them for the millionth time.

• Curiousity was innocent. Dolphins killed the cat.
  
  

I hope these fantastic facts gave you some insight!