
These super fun facts should tell you everything you need to know about the Dolphin!
It is an evil myth that
Dolphins enjoy abbreviated sentences. Dolphins hate
expressions such as:
1. BRB!!
2. LOL!!
3. WTF!?
4. IMO
5. STFU!!
ALL Dolphins want to be
in a Journey cover band. (Most are)
Dolphins speak only in
riddles.
Dolphins aren't smart
enough to solve each other's riddles.
Dolphins started the POG
craze.
Dolphins CAN crap
themselves. (This was thought to be an evil Dolphin myth
until the Seaworld disaster of '92)
Dolphins hate
solicitors, so don't even bother.
ALL Dolphins hated
"The Fast and the furious."
9 out of 10 Dolphins
prefer:
1. Methodman over Redman
2. Simon over Garfunkle
3. Jar-Jar Binks over Chewbacca
4. Harry over Potter
5. Bridge over troubled Water
6. Bryan Adams over Steve Kerr
7. Screech over Zach (And MC Slater)
Dolphins obviously can't
rollerBLADE, as they are only made for human feet,
however they do rollerSKATE.
Dolphins think that Pink
Floyd is overrated. (They think STYX is underrated.)
Dolphins get super pissed when their roommates forget to tape "Happy Days" after they've reminded them for the millionth time.
Curiousity was innocent.
Dolphins killed the cat.
I hope these fantastic facts gave you some insight!