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Q. Do Dolphins live underwater?
A. Yes, some Dolphins have been found living in the ocean.

Q. Do Dolphins like Anime?
A. No, Dolphins do not like Anime.

Q. Why don't they like Anime?
A. Because it is very stupid.

Q. Even Dragon Ball Z?
A. Especially Dragon Ball Z.


Q. I live in Texas, why don't I ever see Dolphins?
A. You aren't looking hard enough. (Ever heard of "Keep your eyes peeled?")

Q. I saw a Dolphin smiling at me, should I make a move on him?
A. Of course.

Q. Do Dolphins sleep?
A. You bet your sweet little backside they do.

Q. Do Dolphins keep pets?
A. No, they are very irresponsible about things like that.

Q. What does Fonzy have to do with Dolphins?
A. If you don't know the answer to that, you shouldn't even be here.

Q. Does this dress make me look fat?
A. No, you look fine.