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Picture: CAPTU Recruiting Rally held this summer
outside of Moosejaw, Saskatchewan. An estimated 60,000 people showed
up, even though this festive celebration was only announced four days in
advance! We were all glad to see so many of our American friends
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Now you too have the opportunity to join the many millions of Canadian
and American citizens who are already members of CAPTU. In fact,
we have already signed up thousands of people from the great country of
Mexico who can not wait for the opportunity to bring their country into
this alliance. As a charter member of this influential, non-profit
organization, you will be kept abreast of developments in both countries
as our goal of a united North America slowly becomes a reality under the
Canadian flag.
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" . . . As you are well aware, the people of America were very fond
of my daughter-in-law before her untimely and tragic death. I would
like you to know that I will be sure to include mention of your association
and my complete accord with its goals the next time Philip and I visit
abroad."
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" . . . At first, I have to tell you, I was angered by your group and
all it stood for, but since Hillery pointed out there are no term limits
in Canadian politics I've slowly come to reconsider my former position.
Why, if I play my cards right, your group could save me from the unemployment
line in a few years. And, you know, I have always loved Canadian
women. By the way . . . you got Burger King up there in Canada?
Hell, then! Count me in!"
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To join the fastest growing political movement in the western world,
simply send an E-mail to join-now@captu.org.
Once your application is processed, you will receive weekly updates
in the form of our CAPTU newsletter entitled "Peaceful Revolution".
You will also be notified of any special events and rallies taking place
in your neighbourhood and around North America.
Don't Delay! If you are one of the first 10,000 to sign up in
this latest recruiting drive, you will receive a commemorative lapel
pin identifying you as a "CAPTU Pioneer"!
Please include your name, age and sex, as well as your street and E-mail
addresses. We would also appreciate learning anything else about
you that you would like to share, such as how you learned about CAPTU
and why you believe the Canadian takeover of North America is the
best option for a prosperous North American future. Thank you in
advance for your support!
E-mail: join-now@captu.org
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