Once, I was running around doing some stuff, and this guy cam over to me. He said, "I'm going to kick your ass!", so I said, "Go right ahead, asshole!". He then started to stab me with this knife he had, but I was wearing some chain mail under my shirt, so the knife didn't enter me. I shouted, "Ha! You stupid fuck! Now it's my turn to fuck YOU up!", and I whipped out a big fucking piece of chain. I whapped him over the side of the head with it, severely damaging his brain. He was totally out, so I left.

  I was then walking outside of the horse fountain thing on Lynn Valley Road, when a gang of hardcore druggies approached me. I was ready to smash one of the guy's brains in, when he asked if I wanted to buy some crack. I said "I wouldn't buy a fucking quarter from you for a dime!", and whapped his grey matter to the exterior of his body. The rest of the druggies then tried to take me on, but they were so fucked up from drugs that I just KO'd them with one hit. I did leave one guy alone, who I sold the drugs that I stole from the unconcious guys to.

  I then went to this guy Mike's house, and asked if he'd make me soem food. He said no, so I kicked his ass. Then he made me the food. Then Mike and I went to the local school and climbed on the roof. Then I pushed Mike off. It was fucking hilarious! I then ran away, because I didn't want to be seen at the murder scene.

  After leaving the school, I went and bought a pepperoni pizza. When the gave it to me, I opened it up and said, "What the fuck is this? Did I ask for cheese? NO!", and pushed the burning hot pizza into the face of the guy at the counter. That was pretty funny too. I had to run away from there too.

  Next I just decided to walk around, and since I'd had more that my share of violence for the day, I wanted it to be peaceful and relaxing. I walked up to this place called Kilmer Park. And what did I see on the ground? A fucking rocket-launcher! I picked it up and blew up a few houses it was pretty fun. My fun was then disrupted by a group of ninjas. "Fucking ninja's!", I yelled, "I'm trying to relax! Get the FUCK out of here NOW, or you'll REALLY make me mad!". The ninjas did these funky little moves, but it just took one solid swing to take the fancy fuckers out. I was going to leave them there on the ground, as they looked so peaceful, but since they had disturbed my relaxation, I stomped on their heads, giving them permanent brain damage. "So much for those ninjas!", I said aloud as I walked home.